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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

bandsareprettyrad:

I wasn’t lying

jotarokujoscap:

animeasuka:

dennys:

WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?

What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish

I don’t know but they’re getting to it

gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

image

Posted 8 hours ago With 5,370 notes

brimerica:

[sweats nervously] d-did somebody say…girls? [wipes forehead] wowie uh, well, I, uh…[fans self] whoa well yes I-I guess, uh..[tugs at shirt collar] I guess they’re, y’know…um[dumps a bucket of water on self] kinda pr-pretty, um..[crawls into a pool of cold water] pretty neat and um..[falls on face] really cute

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

how i talk when i'm happy: omgg i kno right????????
how i talk when i'm angry: The statement you have proffered is deliberately obtuse and as such I reject it in its entirety.
Posted 8 hours ago With 237 notes

10yrsyart:

i just like the idea that Groot bursts into flowers when he sees Rocket sometimes -u-(\

Posted 8 hours ago With 3,821 notes

n7nocturnal:

i-dont-use-this-thing:

punkpinknova:

"Jordan Mathewson aka Kootra" "interviewed about swatting prank" "Kootra…

OK, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING INTERVIEW,

THE FUCKING MEDIA SOUNDS LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING BLAMING THE CREATURES. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M SO FUCKING PISSED AT IT.

And those fucking questions? are u kidding me???

"why did you appear to be amused (…)" WELL YOU KNOW SIR, SOMETIMES, WHEN IN FACE OF FEAR OR ANXIETY, OUR BRAIN SENDS VARIOUS MESSAGES TO OUR BODY, SO PEOPLE REACT DIFFERENTLY TO THINGS THAT SCARE THEM, OR SURPRISE THEM, SO MAYBE LAUGHING WAS THE ONLY THING JORDAN COULD HAVE DONE U FUCKING IDIOTIC PIECE OF SHIT

"Do you find this funny?"
"YES COP I AM REALLY AMUSED THAT I AM A SECOND AWAY FROM GETTING MY BRAIN BLASTED WTF"

                                                                                   -Tea (Pla Group)

and then THEY ASK HIM HOW DID HE KNOW HE WAS GETTING SWATTED BEFORE THE COPS BURST IN.

ARE U SERIOUS?
 ”I DUNNO, MAYBE BECAUSE I FUCKING HEARD THEM? MAYBE BECAUSE I KNOW THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED TO OTHERS??”
FUCKING MEDIA SHOULD SHOVE A FUCKING DICK UP THEIR ASSES.

not to mention they’re making this viral, IT’S EVERYWHERE ON THE US.

How the fuck do you think Jordan is feeling? Bet that THAT LOVELY MAN, WHO DOESN’T EVEN SWEAR, WHO PRAISES CATS, Just wants to forget that this fucking experience ever happened.

The Media is a bunch of uneducated assholes who make it seem like they think that The creatures or Jordan are the ones to be blamed.

They didn’t even know what livestreaming was. LIKE, THINK OF THE WORDS. LIVE? STREAMING? MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO ABOUT BEING LIVE? WITH PEOPLE WATCHING?

im really mad at the moment. and i swear to Julian i would give a piece of my mind to the media if i wasn’t in another fucking country.

What also pissed me off is how the media is saying that it’s the competitive gamers trying to get at their opponents.

NO.

Please get someone who understand what the Internet even is to cover this subject.

Posted 8 hours ago With 1,129 notes

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

Posted 12 hours ago With 611 notes

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

thecreatureblog:

ubercreaturec:

was on twitter and the creature hub tweeted this my reaction: OH NO! then i clicked it Please dont scare us like that

or how about Aleks’s timely upload